Scouse funnies

Sung to the tune of Delilah.
"Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales,
Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales,
So before immigration break down the door,
You can't take Gonzales he isn't illegal no more!!"

For Sheva
He Missed From 12 Yards,
He Missed From 12 Yards,
In Istanbul,
He Missed From 12 Yards...

Sung to Man U, to the tune of Bruce Springteens classic.
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA...

Sung to the tune of Chelsea's Carefree.
Fu*k off Chelsea FC,
You ain’t got no history,
5 European cups and 18 leagues,
That’s what we call HISTORY…

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia,
He drinks sangria,
He came from Barca to Liverpool
He's five foot seven,
He's football heaven,
So please don't take our Luis away..
Hear Luis Garcia song here

Steve Gerrard Gerrard, Can blast it from 40 yards, He's big and He's f*****g hard, Steve Gerrard Gerrard... Hear Steve Gerrard song here Listen to Liverpool songs and chants here