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Sang by Wigan in response to Liverpools 5 times song...

We've won it 2 times,
We've won it 2 times,
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We've won it 2 times...

Another Manc funny

Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of "is it a monster")
Who's that cumming over your bird?
Is it a bouncer
Is it a bouncerrrrr

From the recent FA Cup game

Chelsea to Norwich:
"There's only one Gordon Ramsey"
Met with:
"We've got a Super Cook, you've got a Russian Crook"
Thanks to Julius Blumfeld for submission

Fairly amusing Man United song

He knows when you are shit,
He knows when you are class,
Lille better watch their backs or they'll be eating grass,
Nemanja vidic is coming to town...
(sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
Thanks to Danny for submission.

Sold to the USA (Spurs funny).

Don’t know much Scouse history,
Don’t know much about Stevie G,
Don’t know much about the Spion Kop,
I don’t know much except I own the lot...

Don’t know much about Anfield,
Don’t know much about Michael Shields,
Don’t know how to even rob a car,
I don’t know much about Grobelaar...

What I do know is Ice Hockey,
And that Parry is a knob-jockey,
What a lucrative world this can be...

Don’t know much about dippin’ bins,
Don’t know much about heroin,
Don’t know how to rock an ambulance,
I don’t know much about the robot dance...

Don’t know much about Kennedy,
Barnes or Beardsley or Bellamy,
Salif Diao or Patrick Berger, er,
I don’t know much about murderers...

What I do know is the bottom line,
And I know that now this club is mine,
What a lucrative world this can be...

Don't know much about the great Scouse wit,
Like chanting "Munich", or chucking shit,
Don't know many bad Croxteth slums,
Don't know many mad Toxteth mums...

Don't know much about our rival club,
But nor does Rafa, who eats too much grub,
Don't know much about the treble, y'all,
But nor does Gerrard, unlike Neville, lol...

What I do know is who gives a f**k?
This ain't Istanbul, you're out of luck,
What a lucrative world this can be...

Funny one from Man United

Hollow, hollow, hollow,
Chelsea's success is fucking hollow,
All the money it took, Off that big russian crook,
But they'll never win three in a row...
Thanks to Mark
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Very funny Spurs songs

"Carefree wherever you may be,
We are the noveau Chelsea FC,
So please sit down, so my wife can see,
I've been coming here since 2003"

This one came in before we played Dinamo Buchurest in the Uefa Cup group stages. Spurs were already through to the next stage before this game, but still THFC decided to make it a category a match(highest rank) with ticket prices from £40 to £70. This is the song:

"My bank account is f****d up cause of the prices at The Lane,
Seventy quid you're having a laugh, they've mugged us off again,
I've taken up a mortgage just to cover for this game,
As the autopay goes charging on......
Daylight robbery Tottenham Hotspur, Daylight robbery Tottenham Hotspur
Daylight robbery Tottenham Hotspur, and the autopay goes charging on"

*Autopay is what it's called when the club charges your credit card for extra cup games.
Thanks to Petter for submitting.
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