A selection of anti McClaren songs

You couldn’t score with Ulrike,
Score with Ulrike,
You couldn’t score with Ulrike...

He had joy, He had fun,
He had Sven on the run,
Then the joy went away,
Cos his team couldn’t play.

McClaren are you listening,
To the song that we’re singing,
Your team cant play,
Home or away,
We’re going out of the Euro wonderland.

We’d rather have a Renault than McClaren

Get back to Formula 1, said get back to Formula 1

You were a better player than a manager
Better player than a manager
You were a better player than a manager

Steve, Steve whomever you may be,
You cant manage your own country,
Could be worse,
You could be Sven,
But at least we qualified for the Euro’s then...

Remember when we had Sven,
At least we had Beckham then,
Now even Wayne can't score
Please don't put us through any more...

You don’t know what yer doing.

Time to go, time to go

Time to leave after Tel Aviv.

He’s ginger,
He’s shit,
He’s such a useless tit
McClaren, McClaren...

He’s ginger,
He’s shite,
Wheres the fucking dynamite
McClaren, McClaren...

Funny Spurs to doomed hammers

To the tune of the Hokey Cokey

You put your Argies in,
Took your Argies out.
The Iceman comes,
And your manager's out.
You're selling Reo-Coker and your're going down,
Thats why we like to shout...........

Oooooh Wanky Wanky West Ham,
Oooooh Wanky Wanky West Ham,
Oooooh Wanky Wanky West Ham,

Missfits, Has-beens HA HA HA!

Somethings from the weekend sir

Leeds fans at Sarfend:
"Chelsea boys taking us down"

Spurs fans salute Robbo after scoring against his understudy:
"That's why you're number one"

Wit from Stockport

Sung to Wycombes Jermaine Easter

"you're not as good as Christmas"

Reading salute their Korean forward (well sort of).

He'll shoot,
He'll score,
He'll eat your labrador,
Seol Ki-Hyeon,
Seol Ki-Hyeon...

See more Reading chants and songs here

Funny scousers

Liverpool fans salute their striker to tune of Lord of the Dance
"Dirk Kuyt, as good as he may be,
Hit every branch on the ugly tree,
Like Fowler, Crouch and Craig Bellamy,
Dirk Kuyt’s boss but he’s f***ing ugly.”

More Liverpool chants can be heard hear.