Joses Dog

A few coming in regarding Jose pet pooch, mostly from Man United fans funnily enough:

From RepublikOfMancunia.org:
"Jose, wherever you may be,
Ji Sung Park ate your dog for tea,
You won fuck all and your dog is dead,
Why don't you get a cat instead. "

From Jeffrey:
"Mourinho are you listening,
We know your dog went missing,
We heard him bark & gave him to Park,
Eating in a stir fry wonderland "

Funnies recently submitted

From the final weekend:

Arsenal fans (thanks to Nigel Cowen for submitting):
Sang at Baptista (from Arsesnal Fans) after his penality miss and various ither misses during Popmey match.
"Spain in The Summer, You're going to Spain in the Summer"

It's the song we usually sing at Liverpool but was directed at Graham Poll during his last ever match as a referee (Pompey Vs Arsenal)
(To the tune of You\'ll Never Walk Alone)
"Sign on, Sign On, With a pen in your hand \'Cause you\'ll never get a job, You\'ll never get a job."

An oldie but funny (thanks to Daniel Harding for submitting).
Sung when tottenham got food poisoning:
Lasagna, whoa, lasagne, whoa,
We laughed ourselfs to bits,
When Tottenham got the sh*ts,
Lasagna, whoa, lasagne, whoa...

Newcastle's disillusionment

Chants from ther St James Park faithfull that send Roeder on his way:
"Taxi for Roeder", "Shepherd out" and "Sack the Board"

Leeds going down

A Derby chant aimed at luckless Wise:
"Wise, Wise whatever have you done,
You've put Leeds in Division One,
You won't win a Cup,
You won't win a shield,
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield"

Preston chant:
"Next year you'll be at Blackpool,
We'll be at Liverpool."