Blackburn funny re the chosen one.

He's fat,
He's round,
He rolls along the ground,
Wayne Rooney…

He's fat,
He’s scouse,
He’s gonna rob your house,
Wayne Rooney…

He's near,
He’s far,
He’s gonna rob your car,
Wayne Rooney…

He's fat,
He’s red,
He’ll take your gran to bed,
Wayne Rooney…
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Man United funny.

Funny...

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
Your only happy on giro day,
Your mums out thieving,
Your dads drug dealing,
But please don’t take my hubcaps away...
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The oldest football song

"The main Norwich City Song and the oldest song in the Football League"
Thanks to Gus for submission.

Kick off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage,
Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die;
On the ball, City, never mind the danger,
Steady on, now’s your chance,
Hurrah! We’ve scored a goal.
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Scouse funnies

Sung to the tune of Delilah.
"Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales,
Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales,
So before immigration break down the door,
You can't take Gonzales he isn't illegal no more!!"

For Sheva
He Missed From 12 Yards,
He Missed From 12 Yards,
In Istanbul,
He Missed From 12 Yards...

Sung to Man U, to the tune of Bruce Springteens classic.
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA...

Sung to the tune of Chelsea's Carefree.
Fu*k off Chelsea FC,
You ain’t got no history,
5 European cups and 18 leagues,
That’s what we call HISTORY…

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia,
He drinks sangria,
He came from Barca to Liverpool
He's five foot seven,
He's football heaven,
So please don't take our Luis away..
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Steve Gerrard Gerrard, Can blast it from 40 yards, He's big and He's f*****g hard, Steve Gerrard Gerrard... Hear Steve Gerrard song here Listen to Liverpool songs and chants here

Arsenal funny

Refers to swap of defenders this season:
I'd rather have a Willie than a C**t!
I'd rather have a Willie than a C**t!
I'd rather have a Willie,
I'd rather have a Willie,
I'd rather have a Willie than a C**t!

A nice version of Show Me The Way To Amerillo

Sung by Brum

This is the way to hammerVilla,
Hit the ball straight to the keeper,
Whether it be Tommy or Peter,
He's gonna let it in for me!

Sha la la la la la la la,
BLUES BLUES,
Sha la la la la la la la ,
BLUES BLUES,
Sha la la la la la la la ,
BLUES BLUES,
Cos we've beat the shit again!

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Bitter Wolves fans

When it misses the goal and lands in the North pole its Camara,
And its wide of the net its a f*cking good bet its Camara,
When the balls in the sky and a mile too wide its Camara,
With his slick orange boots but the f*cker cant shoot its Camara…

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Great lyrics

My Sheffield United

"You fill up my senses, Like a gallon of Magnet, Like a packet of woodbine, Like a good pinch of snuff, Like a night out in Sheffield, Like a greasy chip butty, My Sheffield United, Come thrill me again, Nah nah nah nah nah nah oooh, Nah nah nah nah nah nah oooh oooh.."

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Classy retort from Sheffield Wednesday:
You give me the trotters,
Like a burnt piece of bacon,
Like a bag of pork scratchings,
Like a bucket of swill.
Like a night in a pig sty,
Like a rancid ham sandwich.
Oh Sheffield United,
You make me feel ill…

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Ivan Campo Funny

Sung by Birminham City last season:

Is that a dead sheep on your head,
Is that a dead sheep on your head,
(Repeat)

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Niall Quin's Disco Pants

Niall Quinn's discopants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest...
They are better than Adam and the Ant's.
Niall Quinn's Disco pants...
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